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Default Re: Two ladies wearing the same dress at church? - 04-05-2011, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Sister Mary, wouldn't it be a simple matter for the younger woman to dribble a little coffee on her dress? The stain should make it sufficiently diferent. And perhaps give it a contemporary, Jackson Pollock edge.

This way, she'd not risk missing the sermon.
That would work, and it reminds me of an amusing anecdote...

Last November, I went to services and Mrs. Reynolds was wearing a diamond tennis bracelet that looked astonishingly similar to the one I had on. I was so SURPRISED that I accidentally spilled my scalding coffee all over her head! Oh boy, was my face red!
It seems that that might have complicated things for you. After having spilled scalding coffee on her head, wouldn't her face be red too? People in attendance might get the impression that she was imitating you all over again.


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