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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
03-26-2011, 07:01 AM
As an accursed Mexican-French (etc., etc.,) mongrel bastard, I also have unusual tastes and hunger for monstrous foods that most True Christians would throw away.
Before I devour the taco or what have you clutched in my greasy fingers, I am always sure to fall on my knees and pray to the Lord God, to ask for His forgiveness for what I'm about to do.
I think what's key is to be sincere with THE LORD; to let Him know that you know that you are already worthy of a painful horrifying death, even if you don't eat anything gross! You must be willing to die for your transgressions, whatever they are!
Can you think of a better way to die, than to be smitten by THE LORD? I sure can't! I hope He sends a she-bear to eat my brains tonight, Amen!
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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