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Bible Re: Assassin's Creed: Anti-Jesus and Anti-Christian Science - 06-19-2017, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by NateTheKnucklehead View Post
NO NO NO AND NO, if you could read back you would know i am talking about when it came out
It's not about you, dear child! No need to go back but to look forward to Salvation! You just think that you're talking about dates and years AD. In the reality of Jesus, you are, however, answering to His Call by visiting and commenting on His Favorite Forum. He is calling you, you know! He is reaching out for you! YOU!

John 15:16
Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

You came forth! You visited us and chose to start commenting. Your remaining demons of your lower gastrointestinal tract are still making you post impolite comments, but that is as irrelevant as the year when this silly game was constructed. You've answering the Call of Jesus and you may one day bring forth fruit!

1 Timothy 2:9
Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,


Jesus has His own purposes. It always baffles me why He calls barely pubescent gamer-males almost as eagerly as the next Papist "Priest". But please, rest assured that He most definitely has a plan for you and your slight obsession with the dates and times of this make-belief game will eventually add to His Glory. You're a living testimony of the Awesome Powers of Jesus Christ!



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welp i have one BIG problem with you, you only, you tell yourself how good you are and how you are a True Christian, but did you ever check those red cubes at the right hand side upper corner of your posts?
Mr. Roland most definitely is not a True Christian™ but nor does he claim to be. He is an idolater (1 Kings 21:26) and his hopes for salvation are meager. Jesus is, however, extremely Merciful (Jonah 4:2), so we tolerate Mr. Roland's kind over here as long as he remains polite. It is quite feasible that one day our Love will reach him and he realizes that his only hope is in Jesus (Psalms 130:7)!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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