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Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
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Posts: 283
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Amsterdam
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association -
01-10-2011, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba
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Fun!
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
- Ecclesiastes xii.7
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