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Default Re: A Poem about the Gospels - 02-11-2009, 12:31 PM

A Poem Based On Acts

The Holy Spirit came down, and the Apostles spoke in tongues all over town (some people thought they were drunk!)
But this was to be expected, said Peter, since they were living in the last days!
If you don't know the name to salvation, you're heading to eternal damnation!
Ananias didn't give to Peter the money he made selling his land, so God killed him and his wife!
Philip drove out unclean spirits, and they screamed as they went out!
Peter dreamed a dream from God, wild beasts, creeping things, and fowls - rise Peter, kill and eat!
The Angel of the Lord made Herod be eaten of worms, since he gave not God the glory!
Sorcerers shall be made blind by the hands of those filled with the Holy Spirit!
Blessed be God, who ordains which men shall believe and be saved!
Even touching the handkerchief or apron of a holy person can cure your illnesses!
Beware those possessed by evil spirits, beware, for they know Jesus and Paul, and they'll jump on you and strip you naked!
Blessed be Paul, who converted the Ephesians - and had all of their old books burned!
Be careful not to fall asleep in church, you could end up like Eutychus, who died when he did it!
And so, as St Paul said, God shall smite thee, thou whited wall!
AMEN
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