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Default Re: Electric dog collar för my disobedient wife - 01-12-2013, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DrZoidberg View Post
Thanks for the replies. Now I'm eagerly awaiting the package in the mail.
I've asked one or two Russian women about this overnight who suggested that if you operate the remote device, and since Russians find electricity an aphrodisiac, she would devlop positively reinforced conditioned responses associated with disobedience. Combined with the fact that you are her husband it may result that she
  1. stay near you at all times (so that you can see what she's doing)
  2. continually disobey you or otherwise act in a provocative way to get her reward

Perhaps if you replaced the remote control with a decibel meter which could be riveted together as a single compact unit that outcome might be prevented?

In Australia we would tend to recommend an electric cattle prod in your situation. The forked tip of this model


would be quite versatile, they said, and usnig solar power would mean that you could remove the handle (the unit fits snugly in the small of the back, you can see the wire running off in the image [below] and there is a handy instruction screen [if she can read])



That is the compact unit. Russian women change shape over time, they cautioned me, and my friend may like to consider a more modest version (depending on climate). They showed me some pictures and said I could send you this one: as you can see the young couple have attained connubial bliss (with the solar unit adequate for future figure enhancement) as I am sure is your objective, Mr Zoidberg.
Additional pictures would incur a small charge they said, but I have no idea why they were spruiking electric cattle prods at a railway station at 3 a.m. especially since they took the track up some time ago.

Russians!
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