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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 09-16-2011, 11:08 PM

Well Brother Gabe, I had to vote "Other".

While I am certainly no fan of the fag French, I believe they had a good idea in the 17th century in how to dispose of these filthy pests and nuisances.

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Cat burning was a form of zoosadistic entertainment in 17th century Paris, France. In this form of entertainment, people would gather dozens of cats in a net and hoist them high into the air from a special bundle onto a bonfire. According to Norman Davies, the assembled people "shrieked with laughter as the animals, howling with pain, were singed, roasted, and finally carbonized."

"It was the custom to burn a basket, barrel, or sack full of live cats, which was hung from a tall mast in the midst of the bonfire; sometimes a fox was burned."
As others have mentioned, felines are demons on the prowl. Why not send them back to Satan in hellfire, and provide entertainment at the same time as God wins yet again?

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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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