Although the advanced homersexual might actually incorporate such a device into his daily regieme of sadomasochistic ass-play, the entry level pillow-biter could benefit from a few discreet treatments with the Cradle, administered in a controlled environment by a True Christian mentor, of course. Homers have become so desensitized to sin, that it becomes necessary to up the ante from time to time in order to impress upon them the depth of Christ's Love!