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Originally Posted by Daniel G
While I was doing my normal prayer routine (pray, pinch arm to remember Jesus's pain, pray, repeat...) I realized something. When God created the Earth, he created many other planets as well. These planets loved eachother but bullied Earth. Earth hated all planets because of this, and was spared when God killed all the other planets for being gay (MOTHER Earth, etc...)
Remember not to be gay, or you will end up like the other planets.
And they don't exist.
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If other planets doesn't exist, why can you see them in the sky with only your naked eyes? Even better with a modest backyard telescope?
http://earthsky.org/astronomy-essent...saturn-mercury