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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
I think this candy hits on all your points, Professor!
This is an egg (representing birth), made of tasty chocolate (the loving teachings), filled with an unpleasant surprise (betrayal), which causes unimaginable pain and suffering and makes the consumer wish he would die. But eventually the pain fades (resurrection), and the consumer can finally enjoy other foods again, which will taste far better than they ever did before, because they aren't soaked in Death Sauce (ascension to paradise).
Finally, the shell, white, and yolk are three parts which only constitute an egg when combined together -- just like the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.
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When you put it that way, we are closer than I thought. But somehow, the actual candy needs to burn and cause pain, but it also needs to somehow soothe the pain as well perhaps cause a mild euphoria. Maybe it needs to be candy within a candy, with the hot sauce in the outer layer and some sort of numbing and mildly intoxicating agent, like lidocaine and grain alcohol in the very center?
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21