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Exclamation Colonic Demons? - 05-08-2011, 08:36 AM

Friends, have you ever sat yourself down on the toilet to carry out God's will and been overwhelmed by the smell of rotten eggs? It is sulfur.
A clear sign that demons are living in your bottom.

You need to get yourself down to a Bible-believing church, pronto, and get yourself a Jesus enema©

God tells us in Revelation, chapter 14, that he is going to torment people with fire and brimstone. Friends? Do you know what brimstone is? It's sulfur.
Do you know where sulfur is?
It's in the center of the earth, that's where it is.

Yes friends, Hell is real. It's down there and it's gonna get you if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.

If you've ever read a Harry Potter Book, YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you've ever played a Video game YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you have ever masturbated YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you own a Prius YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you ever voted Democrat YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you ever listened to Celine Dion or Barry Manilow YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you are Canadian YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
Friends, this list just goes on.

We are offering a special deal on our world famous Jesus Enema© right now, right here.
With a full money back guarantee if not satisfied that those pesky Demons have been flushed out.

240,000 people go to Hell every day. That's 158 people a minute.
That's why we have Global warming. So many tortured souls burning in Hell right under those Ice Caps!
Don't be just another statistic.
Book your Jesus Enema© now before it's too late.
Our helpful call center is waiting for your call.
God could come along any minute and kill you right there on the spot.
What then?
I'll tell you what then.
Sure as night becomes day, you're going straight down to Hell.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.


JUDGEMENT DAY


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