Re: Wanted: Woman who doesn't put wasp nests in her cooter! -
06-28-2017, 12:42 PM
I've just noticed, it is just over a week since I last considered the whereabouts of my wife, Mrs. Hutchins. If it was not so hot out and I was already obligated to serve as a swim counselor for the LBC Summer Camp for Young Male Christians, I'd go look for her. But seeing she is an adult, I do not want her to get all worked about what with me checking up on her and observing her every move. I know how women can be about their privacy.
I must admit, I do not miss the sounds of her clumsily breaking my Steuben cognac glasses when she hand washes them. Fortunately there are many other female Hutchins (I think they are my daughters) around to do female duties. A few more months and I guess I'll have to alert the sheriff, perhaps during the September Poker in the back for Jesus charity card game at the LBC mens club.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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