Great list, brother Cranky. Whenever some idiotic socialist points out that we should send money and food down to the country of Africa I remind them of point no. 1 and explain them that we should send down Bibles instead.
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#1 You are out of food.
What would Obama/Oprah do: Steal food.
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What would a fluffy bunny false Christian do: Buy food.
What should a True Christian™ do instead: Pray for food!
Why? Matthew 21:22 "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."
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