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Default Re: The True Christian™ Guide to Self-Amputation - 07-18-2010, 01:28 AM

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Where does it say to do that in the King James Bible 1611?
Sorry. I just had to read over the thread.
Now that this scripture has been brought into focus for me, I realize it is my husbandly duty to saw off my wife Ethel's dominant hand. At least, I believe that is the one. In any case I saw her masturbating using one of her hands. That is vile behavior, and I already punished her for it by putting rats in a bowl, putting the bowl against her stomach, and heating the bowl until she fell unconscious from the pain of the rats gnawing into her stomach. Now I realize that this was not the correct way to discipline her. I need to cut off her hand. I will have to rely on her memory as to which one it was though. The more I think about it I just am not sure.

I will make a thread tomorrow or the next day and let everyone know how this goes.


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