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  • Trump FINALLY accepts Jesus, thanks to tiny minority of Landover Baptist Church members...

    ...who agreed with me, recognized Trump was a piece of unsaved, false-Christian trash, and prayed in agreement with me that Trump would accept Jesus Christ as his personal savior.

    Donald Trump Is Now 'Born Again,' According to James Dobson



    Donald Trump is now a born-again Christian, if you believe antigay figurehead James Dobson.

    The founder of Focus on the Family, creator of a group for so-called conversion therapy, and founding member of the Family Research Council — an antigay “hate group,” according to the Southern Poverty Law Center — told the website “Godfactor” that Trump is a “baby Christian” who had only recently accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and savior. Dobson said he knows the person “who led him to Christ.”

    Among born-again Christians, you must be “saved” by saying a prayer that formally invites Jesus Christ into your heart. It’s called being saved because anyone who doesn’t do it is believed likely to be going to hell.

    Much of how President George W. Bush captured such vigorous support from evangelical voters can be attributed to his own claim of having been born again. In a famous exchange with the moderator during a primary debate in 1999, Bush said Christ had “changed my heart.”

    MODERATOR JOHN BACHMAN: “What political philosopher or thinker do you most identify with and why?”

    BUSH: “Christ, because he changed my heart.”

    MODERATOR: “I think that the viewer would like to know more on how he has changed your heart.”

    BUSH: “Well, if they don't know it is going to be hard to explain. When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart, it changes your life, and that's what happened to me.”
    Some heard that confession as a political calculation to win over voters, but either way it worked, because evangelicals immediately felt they’d found one of their own.

    Dobson is part of the who’s who of antigay figures that Trump named to his Evangelical Executive Advisory Board on Tuesday. In his interview with Godfactor, Dobson assured the interviewer that Trump is now born again, and asked fellow evangelicals to cut the billionaire some slack while he learns.

    "I think he is listening. There were a lot of people ministering to him personally. A lot of ministers,” Dobson said of a small group meeting held at Trump Tower. “He did accept a relationship with Christ, I know the person who led him to Christ. That’s fairly recent.”

    The interviewer, Michael Anthony, sounded surprised at the news in audio of the interview and asked when the conversion had happened.

    "I don't know when it was, but it has not been long,” said Dobson. “I believe he really made a commitment, but he's a baby Christian. We all need to be praying for him, especially if there's a possibility of him being our next chief executive officer."

    Trump isn’t a natural match with evangelicals, not with having called an opponent a “pussy” from the podium at a rally, or with any of his other crass comments. But Anthony compared him to the apostle Paul, who was essentially a murderer before being converted by a vision of Jesus Christ.

    "I think that he's open,” Dobson said of Trump. “He doesn't know our language. You know we had 40 Christians together with him and he used the word hell four or five times. He doesn’t know our language, he really doesn't, and he refers a lot to religion and not much to faith and belief in Christ.” Dobson added, “You've got to cut him some slack. He didn't grow up like we did. I think there's hope for him, and I think there's hope for us. I have great concerns about the next election."

    It wouldn’t be hard for Trump to confirm what Dobson is saying. He could just tweet about it, but he’s busy right now on a trip to Scotland where he’s promoting a golf course he owns.

    To those few fellow Landoverians who, like me, saw the truth, and who joined me in secret, late-night prayer sessions, I say CONGRATULATIONS on a job well done!

    We prayed for Donald Trump's soul, and God listened!


    Naturally, I am not going to name names, but certain among us few who saw the truth have, well, expressed to me privately certain criticisms of certain members of our church leadership, whose names I also won't mention.



    "Is a pastor fit to lead," they have asked me, "If he is so dazzled by a rich man's wealth and immigration policy that he becomes blind to that man's need for salvation?"

    "How can we trust pastors who looked at a false Christian and naively (or stubbornly) proclaimed him to be a True Christian™?" my allies have asked me.

    The answer, my friends, is forgiveness. Just as Jesus has washed away Donald Trump's sins and has forgiven him, so must we forgive those influential people in our own church who chose not to believe us, and chose to celebrate Trump's formerly false Christianity.


    God is doing mighty work, brothers and sisters. The days of "Two Corinthians" are behind us. Second Corinthians, here we come!

    Isn't God wonderful?
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    Re: Trump FINALLY accepts Jesus, thanks to tiny minority of Landover Baptist Church members...

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Isn't God wonderful?
    YES!

    And Pastor Zeke, too!

    Who else could wield a better miracle than to lead a man who doesn't sin to Christ?

    "Why do I have to ask for forgiveness if you're not making mistakes? I work hard, I'm an honorable person."
    Donald Trump, 2015
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Trump FINALLY accepts Jesus, thanks to tiny minority of Landover Baptist Church members...

      Do not be deceived, sister Mary. Donald Trump was wallowing in sin before the Lord turned his face to the light!
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        Re: Trump FINALLY accepts Jesus, thanks to tiny minority of Landover Baptist Church members...

        Bringing Donald home to Jesus has been a big project. He has faithfully attended church at Christmas and Easter for years. This planted the seed of Jesus and it has grown.

        From what I have heard, we can expect to hear more from Donald about his close personal relationship with Jesus. I'm guessing we will hear of a personal message that he, and only he, should be our next President.

        This is wonderful news.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: Trump FINALLY accepts Jesus, thanks to tiny minority of Landover Baptist Church members...

          Indeed, I can't wait to hear all about Donald's walk with Jesus.
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          • #6
            Re: Trump FINALLY accepts Jesus, thanks to tiny minority of Landover Baptist Church members...

            Mayor Joe Hold, in your opinion, do you think those members of our church who prematurely proclaimed Trump to be saved now owe me an apology?
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