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Lycia The Repentant
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Re: God likes a good fart! -
04-03-2011, 06:55 PM
Brother, your Godly understanding of the Bible is impressive, even amongst True Christians™!
I have a question, though, that maybe you'd be able to help me with. All of those verses you've brought up only refer to males refreshing their bowels. Would it be acceptable for a woman to let out a feminine toot once in a while, or do you think this would be considered a usurpation of a masculine activity by a weaker vessel?
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him."
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