Contest: pic of the dreamiest conservative smile

[Sally Paulson]

Just what is it that makes the smile of a conservative man so dreamy? Just what is their secret? And what can a girl do to get them to smile in that unique way?

Here's Steven Harper, conservative President of Canada:



Here's Ted Cruz, possible future President of America:




I'm sure I've seen better Ted Cruz Pics out there, so feel free to post your own favorites.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Dreamy Paul Ryan






Talented and courageous Kevin Sorbo


and of course no list is complete without...



Kirk Cameron!

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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I've tried the Ted Cruz smile on girls, but the only results I get are almost exactly like this video:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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This is my nomination for Jean Marie Le Pen. Despite having a girl's name, he is in fact a French man and just like his right-wing brothers in America Mr. Le Pen made his fortune the old fashioned way by inheriting it. After being politically active for decades, he left behind a snake pit charming brood of family members that carry on his dynasty.

One of the reasons I support the Le Pens is their strong stance on immigration, which would result in me being ejected from their country just like real American Presidential candidates Rubio and Jindal whose policies would have prevented themselves from becoming American citizens.

This timeless smile is reminiscent of rich right-wing douche-bags job creators from all eras and cultures. It's only a shame he forgot to wear his bowtie that day.

[Nobar King]

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That is amazing his smile goes in the wrong direction!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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That is amazing his smile goes in the wrong direction!

Goodness, so it does. I must admit I don't usually pay attention to those sorts of details. Smile is up at the corners, right? And frown is down at the corners. It's like learning my French conjugations all over again... e, es, e, ons, ez, ent. And that's just the regulars. The irregulars are completely different.

So I chose one more carefully this time. The corners are definitely "up" here so that means a smile.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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He's smiling with his eyes. Or some body part.

[Sally Paulson]

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I think the lamestream media is deliberately hiding the conservative smile phenomenon, by only publishing photos of conservatives looking bad. For example, everybody knows Reverend Green has a great smile on his face most of the time, yet look at the picture in this article!

[Walter Van Slyke]

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I already miss the Huckster and think that he would make an awesome vice president even if he doesn't get that right eye fixed.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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My vote is for Charlton Heston.



As an extra bonus, this picture of Chuck's smile from the documentary film "Planet of the Apes" manages to show off his choppers even while he's tormented by living in a world where apes, baboons, and chimpanzees are in charge of Godly White Americans.

[Leroy Llewelyn]

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I nominate Sarah Palin.

[handmaiden]

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Bo Derek has asserted her conservative status from a very young age when she married her husband, John Derek. She was 16 when she took up with the Hollywood director, which means that he was able to instruct her properly from a malleable state-- the way a wife should be handled. So refreshing and something one seldom sees these days.

Approvingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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A study of faces that would do Michelangelo proud:



And who says Trumpism is all about over-the-top noise, Trumpists can also be subtle. Just look at all three of the "Millennials for Trump". They're smiling on the inside:

[Basilissa]

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A study of faces that would do Michelangelo proud:

Can someone smart conduct a study of where is the guy's in the back looking at (drawing a line based on how low his eyes are directed)? Because if he's checking out the girl's butt, that's OK, but if he's checking out Trump's butt, that's wrong on so many levels! (Either way, his erect finger clearly shows what he's thinking about).

Also, who forced our poor Donald to touch that black girl?

[Sally Paulson]

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Also, who forced our poor Donald to touch that black girl?

American voters, the bastards .

I like how the picture proves that he does not have tiny hands. At least compared to hers. His hands look big and strong enough to keep a grip no matter how much she struggles and bites and begs.