Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-19-2009, 02:13 AM
Several things are really offending me!
1 Not everyone says "God bless you" when someone sneezes. Some folks say "bless you" skip GOD! Others say "gazuntite" and some don't say anything at all (probably homers and atheists). There should be a national law recognizing "God bless you" as what should be said after a sneeze! I'll bet most of the Democrats would vote against it though!
2 President Obama's skin seemed to get darker after he was elected. Why cant he wear some Mr. K and make himself look a little whiter? Also, I can't stand those blue lips. Why can't our president wear some lipstick? Not like a homer would, but something natural looking!
3 I will mention this next item cautiously. One of our fine ladies of Landover is building a Tupperware collection made entirely out of other gal's Tupperware. If you ask her to get it back, she'll tell you that she gave it to someone else to return it to you.
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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