I have sent you a friendship request, dear Brother. I grovel in mortification that I did not do so earlier, as this might have avoided your unpleasant situation.
Sweet
, please hear my prayer and give Brother Wide-Open a sign that he is forgiven for this oversight, and forgive those of us who so shamefully failed to befriend him earlier. I ask this on Your Birthday and in Your Holy Name. Amen.
Attila's Wife