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Well, I thought that you of all people would know that Jesus lived around 0 AD. Christopher Columbus, the first one to discover America since the end of the ice age, bought western languages to America's shore in 1492 AD, almost one and a half millenniums after Jesus' death. Modern English (Your so-called 'American'), in addition, came about sometime in the 18th century, almost TWO millenniums after the death of Jesus. It is, therefore:

- Impossible that Jesus spoke English, as English wasn't a thing yet

- Impossible that Jesus spoke in any sort of American tongue, unless you mean a Native American tongue, which I'm quite sure you don't

I also stand by my belief that the words [admitted vulgarities removed] in a vulgar sense.

On a completely different note, where is my insulting forum rank? I want one!
Luke 1:37
For with God nothing shall be impossible.


That verse alone nullifies your ill-informed claim that it would have been impossible for Jesus to know American and its less perfect predecessor, English. Nothing is impossible to God.



Now, many atheists fail to understand that Jesus = God because of the Trinity. This is also clearly expressed in His Magnum Opus.

John 10:30
I and my Father are one.


Because God and Jesus are the same and nothing is impossible to God, nothing is impossible to Jesus, either. He can do everything and knows everything.

Revelation 19:6
And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.


You also mentioned the time frame issue. I can assure you that that is no obstacle to Jesus. Psalm 139 provides irrefutable proof that the omniscient God (= Jesus) knows all our thoughts and actions beforehand, including all out utterances (which by definition includes the language in which they are spoken).

Psalms 139:4
For there is not a word in my tongue, but, lo, O Lord, thou knowest it altogether.

Psalms 139:16
Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them.

An entity (such as God = Jesus) that knows absolutely everything, including things that are impossible for mortal men, even True Christians™, to fathom, such as the simultaneous position and momentum of an electron, can easily be fluent in languages that have not yet formed, or ones, such as Elamite, that are already extinct.

Your hypothesis is thus proven wrong and it is time you embraced Jesus and accepted Him as your Savior and Lord!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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