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Jesus Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 06-21-2016, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by redstoneblock View Post
Ok, dumb f.u_cks. The people who wrote the Bible did not in fact speak English. These animals would've had different names in whatever dialect of whatever language they spoke, and the name would NOT have been rude, judging by how zealous you weirdos are.

Also, words like 'co.,.ck' and 'p...oo' used in the context we see today are modern slang that originated far after the naming of these animals. At the time of their taxonomy these names wouldn't have been vulgar in the slightest.

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An Atheist
Dear Miss Block,

We know very well that the Bible was originally written down in the vernaculars of the ancient world, Hebrew and the Grease Language. However, that was not God's Intention. Jesus was actually fluent in the American tongue and He conceived the King James Bible from the beginning (John 1:1-2) to be the Ultimate Form of His Will. In American. When other (minor) original languages take precedence, they are clearly marked in the KJV Bible as foreign:

Ezra 4:7
And in the days of Artaxerxes wrote Bishlam, Mithredath, Tabeel, and the rest of their companions, unto Artaxerxes king of Persia; and the writing of the letter was written in the Syrian tongue, and interpreted in the Syrian tongue.

Daniel 2:4
Then spake the Chaldeans to the king in Syriack, O king, live for ever: tell thy servants the dream, and we will shew the interpretation.


In these cases, when referring to documents of the ancient world, the vernacular is the original. In all other cases, American takes precedence.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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