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Default Re: Evil Beaver - 02-21-2013, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
1.) No other animal on Earth effects the environment as much as the beaver does. This is like the beaver is rising up on its hind legs and trying to be on a par with Man! They clear whole forrest of trees and build thick, secret dens under piles of sticks so you can't observe them. What are they doing in there??
Really? I thought elephants did a lot of damage. Then there's the insects. The Pine Beetle has destroyed the BC forest industry, carpenter ants and termites can destroy your home.

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2.) Their (unsightly) dams REDIRECT WATER! The rivers are changed because of the beavers...and God™ did not plan it that way!
Well then, why don't you petition your government to allow Canadian trapped furs back into your country? We almost wiped out the beaver at one point.

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3.) They can swim in the freezing water without getting sick. There is something almost witch-like about this. And, they can stay under water a long time.
Yeah, its called fur and blubber.
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4.) They have beady little pig eyes, horrid claw-paws, and that foul thumping tail they drag behind them like an oversized goiter. It is horrible.
Actually they're very large flat tailed rats.

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5.) They attack!! See the 1:57 mark of this long-supressed film:
Yeah, of course they attack. All animals can attack.
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