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Default Re: Help pray away the GAYFACE - 08-03-2014, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
I am 101% supportive and praise their new allegiance to Christ™...but I want their GayFaces erased.
I don't blame you, Sister. When I see a GAYFACE like that, it moves me first to anger, then rage, then tears of sorrow for the horrible offense they thrust upon the Sweet Redeemer Child, Jesus Christ of Nazareth! Oh Sister, to think that up on His Throne, at the right hand side of God the Father Almighty Himself, the Lord of Lords, the King of Kings, the Alpha and the Omega, who watches everything in every place on earth at the same time and yet never suffers confusion or ADD because of it, must simultaneously witness the excruciating pain of the initiates into the Gay Lifestyle all over the world! Each time another young man has been molested, the Lord watches as the face of the victim turns from horror to pleasure, as Satan sneaks in such disgusting, horrible lies through the seed of man into the bloody, weeping wound that was once a pristine, virgin rectum. To think, Sister, the Good Lord CANNOT look away (being the Alpha and the Omega and watching everything in every place on earth at the same time without ever getting distracted even for a minute)! He MUST watch as these victims slowly take in sin like an old man takes in suppositories when he is no longer able to swallow his vitamins. I think it must be such an enormous burden for the Holy Ghost, who is forced to witness even the most private and anonymous homosexual encounter.

Ah, then so to hear the prayers of the faithful but bring Him Tears of Divine Joy to know that some still love the Son of the Living God, Christ Jesus. I think that is why He blesses True Christians™ with such voracious attention. He knows that there is still someone who worships Him and loves Him and would never force Him to watch while men are constantly being recruited to the modern homosexual rape gangs. It is why He answers the prayers of someone like Tim Tebow and not some homosexual, or homosexual supporter in Africa, for example.

Say Sister, perhaps this face is like the Mark of Cain? Perhaps this is the LORD's way of saying, "anyone who kills this ex-gay will suffer vengeance seven times over." (Genesis 4:15) Perhaps this is the face that lets people know this person had once sinned a most terrible sin, but shall be spared because it Pleases the LORD to spare whom He will. So don't mess with him or else.

Just a thought.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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