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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Posts: 22,742
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
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Re: Dolphins and Evolution! -
05-28-2008, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by StarrKingGrad
[…]you seem to be ducking my question
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Me? Ducking a question? Hey, what about the pot and the kettle – I can’t recall your ever giving a straight answer to anything.
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about the Landover bigshots selling their cars, personal jets, gold plated golf clubs, rolling estates, etc. voluntarily to help the less fortunate. That is going to happen, right?
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How would that solve any problems? Assume for one moment anyone in the USA could afford to buy “rolling estates” and assume that the “rolling estates” were not administered under a shell company registered in Liechtenstein as a blind trust registered in Tonga for a holding company registered in Liberia with anonymous shareholders registered in the Cayman Islands, how would that help the poor?
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SAVE THE WHALES! AND THE DOLPHINS!
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The best way to do this is freezing the meat.
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Speaking of which, did you preach the Gospel to the dolphins before their inexplicable deaths? Jesus, in Mark 16:15, admonished Christians, "Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature."
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They got some pretty fine preaching at the time they were caught in the nets. Although some heathen tried to persuade us of the virtues of the Jack Cousteau Sea Life Ministry and was summarily dismissed and Brother OEJ has written extensively on the difficulties of preaching to bacteria, nevertheless, each creature falling into our possession, gets an appropriate reading from KJV1611,
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You do take that verse literally, don't you?
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Why, I’m sure you know that we do. How could we be True Christians otherwise?
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