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Default Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust - 09-09-2011, 12:49 PM

Personally I am absolutely and absolvently aghast that a singular miseducated, misappropriated and misagonistic mistaken remark, duly perpetrated by "Porn Again Bob" would cause once more such a fervor resulting from what is clearly a misinterpretation by the Dog's Chosen Ones to assume that Dog's Dear Eskimos deserved nothing better than salvation from their own wretched nonexistence in that terrible Hollow-Cause in the frozen wastelands inhabited by semi-random cartoonish-daemons, loose lamentatious women, the "wind in my hair", lost souls and lost linux penguins, and a multitude of a few Finns.

It has been carefully documented by the non-biased and Holy governors of the Northern lands that "Eskimocaust" in fact never really happened. Nope. Not even twice.

And to prove my many pointed and non-dull points, I shall therefore misquote "Damn U. Holier" from: Neuteredsodomy 14:10 : "And whatsoever hath not Finns and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you...unless you may scale upon her crotch, for there the Finn femmes are duly improved one notch".

In closing, I pray that I may reach and preach out to you all, you unworthy wretched heathens, that what I say is indeed the Dog's Honest Truth, and therefore: almost FACT!

Repent!
Offer Tithes!
And in the Holy Land of Las Vegas, I shall one day have all of them spent!

(Duly according to the fine print, to save your heathen guilt)!

And always remember: An apple a day keeps God away!

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