Time to begin stockpiling carpenter's nails and bb's

[Nobar King]

I'm buying as many carpenter's nails and ball bearings as possible before the gov't crackdown on these items due to the Boston bombing incident. I'm also going to buy some pressure cookers in case those get banned too.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Time to begin stockpiling carpenter's nails and bb's

No doubt my nail gun will be limited to clips of five nails.
Heaven forbid I tamper with the safetys to make them go full auto to speed up the efforts of the lazy wetbacks suckling on my payroll.
Damn liebrals!

[Nobar King]

Re: Time to begin stockpiling carpenter's nails and bb's

Direct from the dep't of Homeland Security:

Pressure cooker sales will be monitored by state and federal government. In order to buy a pressure cooker, you will need to pass a background check and you will register the purchase with state entities. The number of purchases will be strictly limited. Schools, banks, and state and federal buildings will be designated as "pressure cooker-free zones." It will be against the law to sell a pressure cooker at a garage or estate sale. All unused pressure cookers which need to be discarded must be turned in to the state. If a pressure cooker is inherited, it must be registered as belonging to the new owner.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Time to begin stockpiling carpenter's nails and bb's

Those jackbooted UN thugs can have my pressure cooker when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Time to begin stockpiling carpenter's nails and bb's

My wife Cindy Lou has never proven herself intelligent enough to safely operate a pressure cooker. She somehow once burned herself using a microwave.

So I speak without bias as a non-pressure cooker owner when I say this is tyranny of the majority!

Would it be unChristian to seize a shipment of pressure cookers and throw them into the Boston Harbor?

[PetitionLady]

Re: Time to begin stockpiling carpenter's nails and bb's

Thanks for bringing this subject up ... very interesting and informative info posted, Brothers.

Thanks,

YSiC

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Time to begin stockpiling carpenter's nails and bb's

I bought a crate of Crock Pots instead of Pressure Cookers.

Oh well. Looks like stew for dinner every night this week.