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Default Re: My Ministry to The Japs - 12-30-2013, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Well the slants have found a new way of enraging Jesus, and I'm sorry to say I was witness to it. Some jap invited me to be a judge at what I thought was going to be a Bible Recitation contest. Once inside, the doors are bolted and THIS is what happened next.
I doubt that the japs have broken any world records here. The population at the time of God's wrath at Sodom and Gomorrah is estimated to be between 600 and 1200.

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Estimated population at the time of the destruction was between 600-1200.

http://www.accuracyingenesis.com/sodom.html
Other punishments in the Bible (KJV1611) for sexual orgies gives us some indication of what awaits the japs (as if the recent tsunami and accompanying nuclear radiation were not enough).

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And Israel abode in Shittim, and the people began to commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab. And they called the people unto the sacrifices of their gods: and the people did eat, and bowed down to their gods. And Israel joined himself unto Baal-peor: and the anger of the Lord was kindled against Israel. And the Lord said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the Lord against the sun, that the fierce anger of the Lord may be turned away from Israel. And Moses said unto the judges of Israel, Slay ye every one his men that were joined unto Baal-peor.

- Numbers 25:1-5
As if the orgy was not enough to anger Jesus, the finale was topped off by a massive spilling of seed.

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zoom ups on various individuals and ejaculations on the breasts to complete the production

http://www.jlist.com/product/OPEN0604


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