Re: Manly Jokes -
03-11-2013, 04:59 AM
A long story...
One day a barber was cutting the hair of a Catholic Priest. When he was finished the barber said, "No charge father..." The priest replied, "Bless you my son..." The next day, the barber found a basket filled with fruit, Italian bread, cheese and wine waiting at the front door of his shop. This gave the barber an idea. Later that day, a Baptist Preacher came inside and after his haircut was finished the barber said, "No charge today brother!" and the preacher replied "Amen, brother have a blessed day!". The next day the barber found a nice picnic basket waiting at his front door filled with fried chicken, biscuts, and mashed potatoes. He thought to himself, "This is too good to be true." Later that day, he styled the hair of a nigra televangilist from the local tv station and the barber said, "No charge brother Creflo" the nigra replied, "Sho nuff? The Lord, He do provide!" and the next day the barber found a line of about 50 nigras in front of his shop.
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