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Lightbulb Re: other planets do not exist! - 07-03-2014, 03:53 AM
While I was doing my normal prayer routine (pray, pinch arm to remember Jesus's pain, pray, repeat...) I realized something. When God created the Earth, he created many other planets as well. These planets loved eachother but bullied Earth. Earth hated all planets because of this, and was spared when God killed all the other planets for being gay (MOTHER Earth, etc...)
Remember not to be gay, or you will end up like the other planets.
And they don't exist.

Will not be sent to Hell, and proud of it!
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