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Originally Posted by Pastor Deacon Fred
Pastor Al and Brothers and Sisters in Christ Jesus,
Please use this area to post any glitches, praise offerings, experiences, or new discoveries as we migrate the entire church over to JesOS™.
(PRESS RELEASE: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0907/jesOS.html)
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Praise Jesus and praise JesOS! The system is working just fine. When I attempted to follow a link to view a Godless video on You Tube provided by an unsaved heathen, my JesOS blocked the video within 3 seconds, sent me a mild electrical shock through the keyboard (thank you JesOS, may I have some more?), and alerted me that the subject in the video was a known communist and wanted by the DOF. Praise JesOS and Jesus, that wad of filth is on his way to GITMO even now.
Things couldn't be better! Double plus good!! Glory!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)