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Default Re: Day 291 part 2 Matthew 24. - 04-12-2014, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by gregincambodia View Post
I looked around a bit and did not find an explicit True Christian™ doctrine regarding the rapture. Elsewhere on the internet, I found terms like "pre-tribulation" and "post-millennial." What is the correct view? Sorry if it has been posted already; I did search.
I did not know the answer to this question so I asked my Pastor while I was painting his house. He told me to understand Jesus you should look at the Bible and nowhere else. That made me panic a bit as the Bible is a very large book. The Pastor told me not to worry as painting his house was also important.

My Pastor told me that 1 Thessalonians 4:17 says everyone who does what Jesus says goes to Heaven. He also told me that Matthew 24:29 says everything else will be destroyed. Then my Pastor got mad because I used the wrong kind of paint.


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