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  • #1081
    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

    I often find that the point of any discussion is well set out in the first post and yes, we are here to praise Jesus and what better way to do that than by following His commandments. Pastor Jones is particularly clear in what he posts and this OP is no exception; cutting to the res:
    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

    How much do you guys think I could get for her?

    She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

    She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

    Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.

    You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.

    Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
    If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
    And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
    If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

    God Bless,
    Levi
    I am sure that any other questions arising will similarly have been answered, there is a thread search function too. What could be more natural than a father's concern for his daughter's welfare.

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    • #1082
      Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

      In this country, you will get a 5-15 year prison term if you try to sell your daughter. In another country, things might be different because all countries that would allow that do not have a police force to stop you.

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      • #1083
        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

        Originally posted by Aegon Targaryen View Post
        In this country, you will get a 5-15 year prison term if you try to sell your daughter. In another country, things might be different because all countries that would allow that do not have a police force to stop you.
        I can assure you, Pastor Jones will not go to prison for offering a dowry in a private, consensual transaction.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #1084
          Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

          This is just a dowlry. Good, i thought this guy was going to sell another human being. That is perfectly legal, not as commonly practiced nowadays but legal.

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          • #1085
            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

            Originally posted by Aegon Targaryen View Post
            In this country, you will get a 5-15 year prison term if you try to sell your daughter. In another country, things might be different because all countries that would allow that do not have a police force to stop you.
            Saudi Arabia for example has a police force

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            • #1086
              Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

              Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
              In this country, you will get a 5-15 year prison term if you try to sell your daughter. In another country, things might be different because all countries that would allow that do not have a police force to stop you.
              This serves to show how the Godless Democrat liberals have turned this promised land away from the Almighty Lord. Why it seems like only yesterday that my dear poppa was buying Mexicans to work his fields. Today America has turned her back on God, even to the point of allowing fanny pirates to corrupt the patriotic youth of the Boy Scouts. These are sinful times we live in when foolish laws written by secular men trump the Eternal Laws of God.

              Glory onto Him.
              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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              • #1087
                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                (Accidently posted this in the Men's thread awhile ago! Embarrassing!!)
                I'm very disappointed that this old thread keeps getting bumped! People, every argument has already been made and resolved! Please read before you further annoy Landover's good Christian men.
                And then read a KJV Bible after you've lost your argument.
                We may not believe what you do, and vis versa, but shoving your beliefs down our throats is just plain rude! At least we keep it to one tiny corner of the internet!

                Sorry for my yammering, boys, but I'm a little moody these days...Please pray with me for these uneducated heathens.
                But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                • #1088
                  Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                  Are Christians allowed to sell their daughters? I thought it only allowed in the old covenant, and we follow the new covenant now because of Jesus.

                  I'm a Christian for only 4 years, so I'm still a little bit confused

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                  • #1089
                    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                    Originally posted by Trishen View Post
                    Are Christians allowed to sell their daughters? I thought it only allowed in the old covenant, and we follow the new covenant now because of Jesus.

                    I'm a Christian for only 4 years, so I'm still a little bit confused
                    What did Jesus have to say about a new covenant?

                    YIC

                    Jack
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • #1090
                      Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                      Originally posted by Trishen View Post
                      Are Christians allowed to sell their daughters? I thought it only allowed in the old covenant, and we follow the new covenant now because of Jesus.

                      I'm a Christian for only 4 years, so I'm still a little bit confused
                      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #1091
                        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                        Originally posted by Trishen View Post
                        Are Christians allowed to sell their daughters? I thought it only allowed in the old covenant, and we follow the new covenant now because of Jesus.

                        I'm a Christian for only 4 years, so I'm still a little bit confused
                        Do you mean the New Testament? Christians are to follow both the Old AND New Testaments, in fact you can't follow the New Testament without also following the Old Testament since it says in several places in the New Testament that the old rules still apply.

                        Mat 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                        Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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                        • #1092
                          Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                          Is that charming young lady still in sale? Maybe I can help you telling my husband to look for a good purchaser in his job. His coworkers are a bit old for her but I think one of them could be a proper husband for her and give her the children and discipline she needs to be saved

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                          • #1093
                            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                            Originally posted by Ms.Elizabeth View Post
                            Is that charming young lady still in sale? Maybe I can help you telling my husband to look for a good purchaser in his job. His coworkers are a bit old for her but I think one of them could be a proper husband for her and give her the children and discipline she needs to be saved
                            If you're American, then I'm Michael Jackson's stinking corpse.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #1094
                              Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                              Originally posted by ---AtheistRage---
                              WaitWaitWaaaaiiiitt... Isn't the buying and selling or trading of other humans 100% illegal in The U.S????
                              No friend, no is really buying or selling, it is a lease arrangement.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • #1095
                                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

                                How much do you guys think I could get for her?
                                Is this young woman still available? I see that she must be almost 16 by now, which would be at the upper end of my clients' range, but I might be able to obtain 500€ for her on the understanding that she is still a virgin.
                                2 Timothy 3:16

                                All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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