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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
Hmmm...I know you can do better...
Can we hear poems about Tobit, Judith, Wisdom, Sirach, Baruch, and 1 & 2 Maccabees please? (If it's easier for you, maybe you can wrap them up into one big poem!)
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What can a Papist, boy buggering butt jocky possibly know about poetry?
This maybe?
There once was a nun from Cancun
Nuttier than a loon
Who longed for a Coon
Who could make her heart swoon
Her lust was strong
For a man who was long
As big as King Kong
Who had a big bong
But her lust for the drug
In Gods eye made her a slug
She was squashed like a bug
On God's Holy rug
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus