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  • #31
    Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

    Well, I agree with you, and y'all still seem to think I'm evil or something.

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    • #32
      Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

      It's clear that Hope-miracle is a sufferer of Chonric Ugliness. And her husband (if she isn't indeed lying about being able to marry someone) sounds like a homo. I hear covering your face with a bag makes your husband more likely to do his marital duties to you.
      But if that doesn't work, he is totally gay. There are plenty of threads here on symptons of a gay man. So check them out then see if you can annul your marriage.
      Thinking of Abortion?
      That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
      Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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      • #33
        Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

        Originally Posted by Thinks Design WARNING QUOTE contains DRIVEL
        You see the Designer made every one for a purpose. People are different but when you average it out people end up being equal.

        Just look at the races the Designer made. People from Scandinavia are big and strong to be able to move through snow, black people can run very fast but are poor swimmers, the Japanese are smaller than normal people but are more cunning and know karate.

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        • #34
          Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

          I was rather surprised to see that last post (mine) but checked and sure enough Miss Design was indeed posting about small nimble Japanese having the advantage. Due to karate. Unlike in the video where there wasn't much opportunity for the small nimble one to actually use karate. But I digress.

          Perhaps it is the husband who is the toad here, married off by his father at the first (and probably not early, in that case) opportunity? From Mrs Hope's defensive tone, and I appreciate "oh there's nothing wrong with my husband, there isn't, there isn't, there isn't, there isn't," she's doing her wifely duty here, perhaps Mr Woo has a product available?

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          • #35
            Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

            Originally posted by Des View Post
            Does your local zoo call and ask to press your face in dough to make gorilla cookies?

            Have you noticed vultures and coyotes vomiting when they make eye contact with you?

            Does the local science club film your face while making a documentary about the surface of the moon?

            Did the nastiest guy in high school bring a picture of a dead hooker to prom instead of asking you?

            If you answered yes to any of these, you may have a problem with chronic ugly.
            No. None of these have ever happened. If I go out to church or the grocery store, I get compliments because people think I'm pretty. And he's not gay. I just thought it would be better to have waited on the sex.

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            • #36
              Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

              Originally posted by Miracle Hope View Post
              No. None of these have ever happened. If I go out to church or the grocery store, I get compliments because people think I'm pretty. And he's not gay. I just thought it would be better to have waited on the sex.
              But just think what would happen if you died unexpectedly before that first child?
              I TIMOTHY 2
              14
              And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
              15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              KJV .. look up . context

              No matter how sober or holy or charitable or faithful you are without the child The Bible is clear. HELL FOREVER. And even if you do produce a son but slip up on the sobriety condition, getting drunk on your 100th birthday and disgracing your husband for example or maybe questioning God's Plan during a visit to Africa, whoooooooooooooooooooops!!

              It's that important. Your husband offers you an opportunity for Salvation and you're all like ..um ..cool ..later.
              HEBREWS 6
              4
              For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost,
              5 And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come,
              6 If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame.
              7 For the earth which drinketh in the rain that cometh oft upon it, and bringeth forth herbs meet for them by whom it is dressed, receiveth blessing from God:
              8 But that which beareth thorns and briers is rejected, and is nigh unto cursing; whose end is to be burned.
              KJV .. look up

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              • #37
                Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                God has rightfully humiliated this spineless husband who failed to keep his wife in line. His own daughter will probably be slapping him around before this is over...

                An Upstate man is sharing his story of domestic abuse to let other men know they are not alone.


                By Liz Lohuis
                Published On: May 22 2014 10:45:55 PM EDT
                Updated On: May 23 2014 12:29:01 AM EDT
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                OCONEE COUNTY, S.C. -
                An Upstate man is sharing his story of domestic abuse to let other men know they are not alone.

                In April, Sumi Marie Jenkins was charged after police said she chased her husband with a butcher knife, tried to stab him in the back and choked their daughter.

                At a silent auction for a new domestic violence shelter in Oconee County, Keith Jenkins shared his story.

                He said the abuse has been going on for years.

                “It started with me being slapped, then things were thrown at me, then it progressed to me being hit with a car, and finally to the point where there was a knife in my throat,” said Jenkins.

                He said no matter where him and his children run, his wife always finds him.

                “Yesterday we moved for the fourth time in a month to get away from her. It's just been a relentless storm of threats and promises of what she is going to do and will do and there is no way to stop her,” said Jenkins.

                He says in the last month alone, more than 20 police reports have been filed.

                “She gets locked up, two days later she's out and it starts again,” said Jenkins.

                Jenkins said there's a stigma associated with domestic violence, and it's even greater when men are the victims.

                “It happened to me. I am 6 feet 2 inches and 240 pounds, and she is 98 pounds but look at what happened to me,” said Jenkins.

                Safe Harbor, a shelter for domestic violence victims, wants Jenkins to know there is hope.

                “I am often asked the question, ‘What about the men?’ There is help for the men. The same help we give the women, we give the men,” said Safe Harbor volunteer Kay Davis.

                Davis said the new Safe Harbor shelter, set to open this summer, provides counseling and legal advocacy for both men and women.

                They also provide temporary housing for men.

                She said Jenkins is taking the right first step by telling his story.

                “The whole idea is to stop whispering about it. Let's shout if from the rooftops,” said Davis.

                Jenkins said he wants to be the voice of all men in a similar nightmare.

                “If somebody today sees this, somebody somewhere, and realizes, ‘Hey, I can do this same thing and get out of a situation,' that may be one less person who dies over nonsense,” said Jenkins.

                A ribbon-cutting for the new Safe Harbor shelter will be held in Oconee County on July 8.


                "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                • #38
                  Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                  The problem is dear, that you've been lying all this time. You do not live in Kentucky. In Kentucky, the marriage ceremony can be performed by any ordained or licensed clergymen who have been licensed in Kentucky to perform weddings, and justices of the peace. You do not need to marry first in a court house. You enter the church unmarried and you leave it married. Because you lied about where you live, this has caused much confusion. Which European country do you live in?
                  And God hates liars. Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly are his delight.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                    Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                    The problem is dear, that you've been lying all this time. You do not live in Kentucky. In Kentucky, the marriage ceremony can be performed by any ordained or licensed clergymen who have been licensed in Kentucky to perform weddings, and justices of the peace. You do not need to marry first in a court house. You enter the church unmarried and you leave it married. Because you lied about where you live, this has caused much confusion. Which European country do you live in?
                    And God hates liars. Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly are his delight.
                    I didn't want to spend money on a wedding so we just went to the courthouse.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                      Originally posted by Miracle Hope View Post
                      I didn't want to spend money on a wedding so we just went to the courthouse.
                      Please don't waste Jesus' precious bandwidth with irrelevant and uninteresting trivia. Kindly start praising the Sweet Redeemer, or go find some other community that might find some interest in your silly fables.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                        My boyfriend is such a breath of bloated fresh air

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                        • #42
                          Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                          I have no idea what she looks like, but most of you guys on this forum are uglier than homemade sin on the inside.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                            Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                            I have no idea what she looks like, but most of you guys on this forum are uglier than homemade sin on the inside.
                            Dear Lolita,

                            A recurring theme here is to start criticizing the character of True Christians™ instead of trying to find actual logical and Scriptural arguments to oppose us. Basically, the True Christian™ position based on the KJV and written here does not depend on the outlook of us.

                            I would much rather spend precious time that is running out before RAPTURE in prayer for your SOUL. That is why I attach here one of my earlier posts with light modifications to encompass your personal situation and your specific argument.

                            It is excellent that you brought your argument here, as it exemplifies beutifully the ad hominem argument: instead of examining the actual text, its claims and conclusions, your argument concentrates only on character assassination. This is a very common form of human argumentation that is encountered in its most basic pattern on the school yard as follows:
                            Child 1 - I think I like maths. It's useful to be able to count.
                            Child 2 - You're ugly (here you have the direct ad hominem) and 'cause you're stupid math sucks.
                            Child 1 - No, you're ugly (this is the indirect ad hominen or tu quoque)! Your mother man was she UGLY!!!
                            Dear Ms. Lolita, in addition to being "an argument", this ad hominem is a fallacy. Fallacies are violations of discussion and they can create false beliefs. The argument is fallacious because our ugliness or beauty are ultimately irrelevant here. Judging an argument based on people's looks is discrimination. What matters is the content of the texts submitted here by True Christians™. Thus, to avoid ad hominem, one could concentrate on the message and not the messanger.
                            Galatians 4:16 - Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
                            Personally, I think you have the potential of being not at all ugly but gracious and BEAUTIFUL inside and outside with the radiant glory of glowing on your face. If that occurs, no deficiencies in bone steucture, scars nor scabs of leprosy can mask the dizzling beauty of a SAVED PERSON.

                            For that, I pray for you!

                            Psalms 48:2
                            Ecclesiastes 3:11
                            Isaiah 52:7
                            Romans 10:15
                            Ezekiel 16:12

                            Yours in Christ,

                            Elmer
                            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                            • #44
                              Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                              A seasonal forum hosted by cyber Bridesmaids, Daisy Mae Johnson, Sister Mary Etheldreda and Sister Talitha . Groomly advice is also offered from Best Man, Pastor Zeke!

                              Here's proof you don't have to have sex right away.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

                                Originally posted by Miracle Hope View Post
                                http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21479
                                Here's proof you don't have to have sex right away.
                                No one said you have to, but you and your husband didn't make a commitment to the LORD. He's simply repulsed when he thinks about touching your naughty bits. Very different, dear.

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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