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  • #46
    Re: intro from a scotchman

    Hello again dear. Nice to see you back!

    Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
    where is the debate here likes?
    I know English is not your first language, as you claim to be a Garlic speaker, but what does this even mean?

    Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
    I'm not debating anything as debate actually requires the use of Logic and Reason
    This is why we forbid it here, dear. We know that so many of our UnSaved visitors are just not up to it.

    Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
    God spoke to me last night and told me specifically that he hates the United states and also the stain that is the Landover baptist church on Christianity , he said that no matter how much you grovel at the feet of the devine upon rapture you will still burn in hell.

    So straight from the horses mouth so to speak.
    Straight from the mouth of the Jameson's bottle, by the sound of it. Take care.

    Proverbs 19:9
    A false witness shall not be unpunished, And he that speaketh lies shall perish.

    God bless you dear. I will pray for you.

    YiC
    AW
    2 Timothy 3:16

    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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    • #47
      Re: intro from a scotchman

      Actually Attila English is my first language, had you read my posts clearly then you would not find any statement from myself claiming to be a Gaelic speaker!

      that which you don't understand you fear , hence the reason why Logic and Reason are banned on the forums

      Jameson is Irish whiskey, whiskey isn't my preferred alcoholic beverage

      Whiskey is an acquired taste and so takes getting used to , which I have no time for, and is only ever consumed at weddings and funerals personally it is not for me.

      God did bless me, last night actually and with the wisdom that the US is doomed as well as landover baptist church , so as I said don't shoot the messenger.

      the big man has clearly stated he has my back and will watch over me , you lot on the other hand , well lets just say he has taken note of your names!

      Whilst i'm not religious , god cut me a deal , he says " I know you are a non believer son and this I can forgive ,but if you pass over my message to those of the landover baptist church I will allow your entrance to heaven because I dont want to even talk to any single one of them the filthy bunch of sodomites"

      What can I say , when the big man personally addresses you , you really have to take notice !

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      • #48
        Re: intro from a scotchman

        Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
        Actually Attila English is my first language, had you read my posts clearly then you would not find any statement from myself claiming to be a Gaelic speaker!

        that which you don't understand you fear , hence the reason why Logic and Reason are banned on the forums

        Jameson is Irish whiskey, whiskey isn't my preferred alcoholic beverage

        Whiskey is an acquired taste and so takes getting used to , which I have no time for, and is only ever consumed at weddings and funerals personally it is not for me.

        God did bless me, last night actually and with the wisdom that the US is doomed as well as landover baptist church , so as I said don't shoot the messenger.

        the big man has clearly stated he has my back and will watch over me , you lot on the other hand , well lets just say he has taken note of your names!

        Whilst i'm not religious , god cut me a deal , he says " I know you are a non believer son and this I can forgive ,but if you pass over my message to those of the landover baptist church I will allow your entrance to heaven because I dont want to even talk to any single one of them the filthy bunch of sodomites"

        What can I say , when the big man personally addresses you , you really have to take notice !
        Young lady, you are very rude

        You have come here and trampled over our most cherished beliefs without thought for the people you hurt. I lived in Scotchland for a few months in the '80s and none of them were as rude as you.

        You claim to know God on a personal level when we know that Jesus would not stoop to entering into a personal relationship with a heathen.

        Jesus tells us clearly what He thinks of the like of your kind.

        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

        Do you see now?

        God bless.
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #49
          Re: intro from a scotchman

          Im being rude am I , your not addressing a female when I clearly stated my name is Paul

          furthermore a Mick is a derogatory term for an Irishman I'm Scottish,
          you cant spell Scotland correctly, and yes I have been blessed by gods devine presence , jesus had nothing to do with the arrangement.

          I haven't slandered your cherished beliefs I asked a few questions and got confusing answers.

          It's ok I've already settled a deal with God in return for his guarantee that I'd be admitted into heaven for passing on his devine message to you all.

          but that would require some belief on your part , so yeh you can either believe I spoke to him or not , pretty much what your doing right now anyways so need to change to accept the premise
          So yeh I totally spoke to him the other night , so more proof of his existance right there ! Who should I inform ?

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          • #50
            Re: intro from a scotchman

            Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
            So yeh I totally spoke to him the other night , so more proof of his existance right there !
            Mr. Adam, can you please describe more of your experience regarding talking to God?

            You do realize that if you actually believe that this happened (which I really find silly) you could simply be in the first stages of delirium tremens? There is help for that. However, trying to attack us by using what you conceive to be His words in a mocking manner is not part of the treatment plan.
            Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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            • #51
              Re: intro from a scotchman

              Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
              Actually Attila English is my first language, had you read my posts clearly then you would not find any statement from myself claiming to be a Gaelic speaker!

              that which you don't understand you fear , hence the reason why Logic and Reason are banned on the forums
              Yet you continue to prove that your knowledge (forget about understanding) of the rules of English grammar is minimal. Interesting.

              God did bless me, last night actually and with the wisdom that the US is doomed as well as landover baptist church , so as I said don't shoot the messenger.

              the big man has clearly stated he has my back and will watch over me , you lot on the other hand , well lets just say he has taken note of your names!
              Um, yes. This is what we would call a classic case of demon possession, or what the heathens call schizophrenia. You need to get rid of the demons, buddy. Some pills from a doctor might help with keeping these voices quiet, too.

              Whilst i'm not religious , god cut me a deal , he says " I know you are a non believer son and this I can forgive
              You know how I know that it was a demon, not God, who wal talking to you? Because this is the exact opposite of what Jesus really said:

              John 3:15-18
              15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.

              16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

              17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

              18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.


              ,but if you pass over my message to those of the landover baptist church I will allow your entrance to heaven because I dont want to even talk to any single one of them the filthy bunch of >>>>obscenity removed<<<<"
              What can I say , when the big man personally addresses you , you really have to take notice !
              Jesus said that we would be persecuted.

              I forgive you.

              Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
              I haven't slandered your cherished beliefs
              Riiiight. Because the blasphemy quoted above was not intended to mock our beliefs at all.

              I asked a few questions and got confusing answers.
              Why don'tyou read the Bible yourself? All the answers are there!

              Pay special attention to Leviticus.

              It's ok I've already settled a deal with God in return for his guarantee that I'd be admitted into heaven for passing on his devine message to you all.
              What was that you were saying, again, about not slandering our cherished beliefs?

              but that would require some belief on your part , so yeh you can either believe I spoke to him or not , pretty much what your doing right now anyways so need to change to accept the premise
              So yeh I totally spoke to him the other night , so more proof of his existance right there ! Who should I inform ?
              Your doctor. Like I said, some pills might help. I hope that you won't end up shooting some poor kids in some random school.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • #52
                Re: intro from a scotchman

                Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
                Actually Attila English is my first language, had you read my posts clearly then you would not find any statement from myself claiming to be a Gaelic speaker!

                that which you don't understand you fear , hence the reason why Logic and Reason are banned on the forums

                Jameson is Irish whiskey, whiskey isn't my preferred alcoholic beverage

                Whiskey is an acquired taste and so takes getting used to , which I have no time for, and is only ever consumed at weddings and funerals personally it is not for me.

                God did bless me, last night actually and with the wisdom that the US is doomed as well as landover baptist church , so as I said don't shoot the messenger.

                the big man has clearly stated he has my back and will watch over me , you lot on the other hand , well lets just say he has taken note of your names!

                Whilst i'm not religious , god cut me a deal , he says " I know you are a non believer son and this I can forgive ,but if you pass over my message to those of the landover baptist church I will allow your entrance to heaven because I dont want to even talk to any single one of them the filthy bunch of sodomites"

                What can I say , when the big man personally addresses you , you really have to take notice !

                English is clearly not your first language and I've seen you speaking in demonic tongues here on this very forum.

                The only 'Big Man' likely to address you is a police officer.

                Godless Scotch Scum.

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                • #53
                  Re: intro from a scotchman

                  Well two dollar bill , what more can I say , he spoke to me not me to him

                  I was walking my dogs at night , and there before me amidst the ash trees appeared a blinding light which filled the surrounding forest I was at first taken aback then I felt a great comfort overwhelm me I was not afraid and then I heard a voice , it was very specific in its intent I didn't know how to react so I didn't there was no primal feeling to run so my survival instincts didn't kick in at all , I've never felt anything like it .

                  The rest you know God was quite clear in what I had to do , you can believe me or not its up to you !

                  As I said I did not question it , I just followed his words and brought the message here.

                  Anyways, English is my first language no one said that my grammar was perfect I did not claim I was a grammatical super geek.
                  Typo's and grammatical errors abound, only those with nothing else to attack pick on grammar.

                  I see that I have now received two infractions for the same post, do the admins here communicate at all?

                  the police are medium to average height and they are not the "big man"
                  that title is reserved only for God almighty and I am no longer godless as I have explained he spoke to me directly.

                  Bill , why are you claiming I'm on the verge of mental insanity, would this not also apply to those before whom god had chosen to commune with ?
                  or was it because we had yet to understand the finer biology of the mind that we couldn't assign such psychological issues at the time we simply believed it was devine intervention, where is the difference here ?

                  I find your lack of faith disturbing

                  Basilissa you can hardly call me on grammar when you yourself find it a challenge

                  furthermore ACAB

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                  • #54
                    Re: intro from a scotchman

                    Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
                    Typo's and grammatical errors abound, only those with nothing else to attack pick on grammar.
                    This is very interesting, given that to my lengthy post you have decided to reply to (or may I say: pick on) in the following way:

                    Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
                    Basilissa you can hardly call me on grammar when you yourself find it a challenge
                    I'm really, really worried about you, man. First, you start hearing demon voices, and now you're contradicting yourself within one post!

                    I'll pray for you.

                    Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
                    furthermore ACAB
                    I admit, I had to google this one. What the heck does police have to do anything with religion?
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • #55
                      Re: intro from a scotchman

                      You need a cab?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #56
                        Re: intro from a scotchman

                        what was it again eye for an eye or something

                        I really don't care about grammatical errors
                        i'm not writing a thesis on the English language and this is certainly not a peer review hahaha

                        Holy Henry mentioned "the polis" not me

                        Do you all actually pray for me , or do you just say that to stroke your own ego's ?

                        again can any of you specifically post where I have slandered your cherished beliefs ?

                        If I have said something like " all christian's are stupid idiots and Christianity is a religion for idiots" that would be slandering your beliefs

                        yet as far as I can remember I haven't said anything of the like, please do correct me if I am wrong.

                        Apparently asking questions about christianity is slander?
                        Thanks

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                        • #57
                          Re: intro from a scotchman

                          Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
                          I really don't care about grammatical errors
                          i'm not writing a thesis on the English language and this is certainly not a peer review hahaha
                          You might want to just forget about punctuation, then, since you seem to get it all wrong.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #58
                            Re: intro from a scotchman

                            Hi Nobar, thanks for the tip!

                            my grammar much like my understanding of the finer details of Christianity needs some polishing!

                            God doesn't judge you on grammar does he?

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                            • #59
                              Re: intro from a scotchman

                              Originally posted by sapien82 View Post
                              what was it again eye for an eye or something

                              I really don't care about grammatical errors
                              i'm not writing a thesis on the English language and this is certainly not a peer review hahaha

                              Holy Henry mentioned "the polis" not me

                              Do you all actually pray for me , or do you just say that to stroke your own ego's ?

                              again can any of you specifically post where I have slandered your cherished beliefs ?

                              If I have said something like " all christian's are stupid idiots and Christianity is a religion for idiots" that would be slandering your beliefs

                              yet as far as I can remember I haven't said anything of the like, please do correct me if I am wrong.

                              Apparently asking questions about christianity is slander?
                              Thanks
                              Well Paul, you have mocked us. Remember you came to OUR website, our little home on the internet. You had declaered you were not a Christian yet you make a joke of the majesty of Gods Perfection(r).

                              It's ok I've already settled a deal with God in return for his guarantee that I'd be admitted into heaven for passing on his devine message to you all.
                              God apparently gave me the ability to do just fine on my own without any assistance
                              God spoke to me last night and told me specifically that he hates the United states and also the stain that is the Landover baptist church on Christianity , he said that no matter how much you grovel at the feet of the devine upon rapture you will still burn in hell .
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • #60
                                Re: intro from a scotchman

                                Hi James, thanks for those quotes.

                                Well I cant see anything mocking anyone's beliefs
                                God has spoken to me whether you believe me or not
                                I don't know how else I can convince you otherwise
                                it is what it is.

                                I don't see how when I say God spoke to me and I genuinely believe he did
                                how that slanders anyone's christian beliefs as it's my own personal experience
                                no one else's beliefs have been slandered in the slightest

                                No one has a gun to your head forcing you to confess you believe me when you don't you either do or don't
                                There is no loss for you either way, well apart from the eternal damnation part but you know it's all good.

                                Oh right, so sorry now I see why you are offended your just simply jealous that God spoke to me rather than you, don't be jealous it doesn't achieve anything holding onto hatred is like holding a burning coal to throw at your enemy only you get burned.

                                If anything it's good news , that God still speaks to us humans right?
                                So we should rejoice

                                God did say that he would speak to me again in Easter on the day of resurrection but only If I performed certain tasks which I found a bit odd.

                                He instructed that a meeting was held with the lesser gods and they have been harassing him with threats from the union that the lesser gods no longer have representation here on earth. So in an attempt to appease them I had to sacrifice an adult and child male to the Mayan god Kukulkan the feathered serpeant, then I had to offer a ram and honey to Zeus, a Virgin and goat to be sacrificed for Lucifer, Buddha required no appeasment, Vishnu asked for a thousand leaf lotus and that I assume the dog stance, Thor asked for blood sacrifice of my enemies , the other gods were not so demanding and just asked for their consideration for prayer again.

                                I have to say I found the whole thing extremely confusing,demanding, and completely against my morales

                                So i'm unsure at this point if I can carry out these tasks just for the opportunity to commune with God again. I did protest my reluctance to do these tasks and God said no formal agreement was arranged and I wouldn't be punished just that the lesser gods would not get the acceptance they were demanding and the union would have to work harder for the next quarter to obtain more support from humans.

                                He said this makes no difference to the status quo and humans would continue as normal to worship him exclusively.

                                I agreed and said fair enough no sweat of my back, I don't fancy going to jail for the chance to have a chat again, God only knows what his next demands would have been. I found passing on the message a challenge enough especially with all the hate.
                                God did say though , "haters gonna hate" I was impressed he even fist bumped me when I exclaimed my joy at how modern and hip he was.

                                Totally cool dude

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