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lukasekman
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Re: Drinking alcohol like God wants us to -
04-10-2011, 09:50 AM
I use to drive my Godly SUV after I drink wine. Thus I put my faith in God keeping me on the road, guiding me to the destination.
Proverbs 16:9 A man's heart deviseth his way: but the LORD directeth his steps.
I always keep a copy of KJV Bible in my car, in case I am stopped for a drunk test. If the cop is a True Christian, he will accept me quoting
Proverbs 16:9. If he is an atheist (as majority in Sweden are), I am getting jailed for Jesus.
Sweden has the most oppressive drunk driving laws in the world, because the Atheist government don't want the real people to put their faith in God behind the wheel.
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