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Default Re: A Poem about the Gospels - 01-27-2009, 03:01 AM

A Poem Based On Proverbs

Write truth upon thine heart!
Always have fun with your wife's breasts!
Make love with her all night long!
If you make a problem in your house, you'll inherit nothing.
Only the simple believe EVERY word
And a soft answer turneth away wrath.
Gray hair is glorious!
Don't take pleasure in your enemies falling!
Don't seek revenge!
Don't boast about yourself!
Give lots of alcohol to poor people, so they'll forget their problems!

God laughs at your misfortunes, mocks your fears, and ignores your cries for help!
Watch out for those strange, brawling, angry, contentious, adulterous, odious women!
Foolish women drag innocent men into hell!
Beautiful women without discretion are like pigs with jewelery!
Beat your children!
The bruises and scrapes will take away the evil!
The wicked shall be a ransom for the righteous!
Don't give your slaves lectures! Beat them as if they're your own!
If you do not respect your parents, birds will eat your eyes!
Amen!
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