As a child I was taught this prayer:
Quote:
God mighty.
God is cruel.
And now we thank him
For our gruel.
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This was repeated before every meal, and others were used throughout the day.
She may be too old for this one, but it is an old favorite.
May she find peace in the Lord, and her demons be chased out through her rectum! (she might like that though, so let's pray it's through her nose, or something less 'pleasurable' to a tortured soul like her's.