[Agent Carolina]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Would you rather be called "dog" or "viper"? Jesus used both those terms to insult people.

Learn something new everyday!

Seems fair enough....I love snakes, and the modern term 'Bitch' is a female dog.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

What kind of a boys name is that? No wonder you are a queer.


And yes, queers are extremely offensive. That must mean you hate yourself. That must really stink to be you.

What do you think God feels?

[Agent Carolina]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Are you old men even listening to me? I AM A BOY!!! Not a she

And No....I respect those who deserve it.

I dont have a daughter, I know my own name....I am Eleanor Rachel Elizabeth Hood Midona, named after a Dutch girl who saved my fathers life, I do no hate baby jesus, as I do not believe he was a son of God.

Queer is an offensive term, as is mongoloid

You should feel offended that you even say them

Ok.....who edited it?
Im a girl

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

So are you one of those transvestists, son?

Whatever is wrong with you, you need to let Jesus come inside you right now.

YBIC

[Agent Carolina]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

...you need to let Jesus come inside you right now.

YBIC

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!

Sorry...I could not resist

No, I am a girl, i am 100% sure

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!

Sorry...I could not resist

You could not "resist" mocking a fragile old man?

I know your game, and it makes me feel sick to my stomach. I am trying to help you to let Jesus touch you, and all you do is mock me.

Well I am blessed by your persecution.

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you."

Matthew 5:10-12

YBIC

[Agent Carolina]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

let Jesus touch you

YBIC

You're doing this on purpose right?

Haha..

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Why do you insist on mocking me? What good does it do for your eternal salvation?

Don't you realize that you are going straight to hell, unless you get down on your knees and accept God's love flowing into you, right now?

YBIC

[Agent Carolina]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

I have accepted my fate, let me do so!

If I care not for my eternal damnation, who are you to tell me otherwise!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

I have accepted my fate, let me do so!

If I care not for my eternal damnation, who are you to tell me otherwise!

Freind, we care. Everyone cares.

Now, I understand you are confused about your sexual orientation. I personally blame your parents for dressing you like a girl.

Why can't we be friends and pray together?

God led you here to be Saved(c).

[Jewishdevil666]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Hello friend, welcome to friendliest forum of all internet, to God's favorite forum.
Why are you hellbound heathens always so angry and full of hatred? You really should accept love of Jesus in your black and withered heathen heart.

Ok so if Jesus's is so kind and loving why does the black Jew hate gays so much

P. s. I is a black Jewish zombie

[Agent Carolina]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Freind, we care. Everyone cares.

Now, I understand you are confused about your sexual orientation. I personally blame your parents for dressing you like a girl.

Why can't we be friends and pray together?

God led you here to be Saved©.

So....you're not going to listen to me?

I am a girl, you know....girl parts....I have boobs and a vagina thank you very much

And if anything I dress like a boy, I cant remember the last time I wore what you would consider 'girl' clothes

If god led my to here, to be 'saved'.....he should know better than to attack my favorite things, because that just dissuades me even more...

So come on....Im willing to listen

'save' me

[Agent Carolina]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Oh! BTW....I know you guys love Jesus when I hate Him.
XD

I love dancing, mum used to say I'd be a great stripper. You are welcome since I am such a special little snowflake. Me mum says I am.

[TopHatGun]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Wow. Just, wow. Here comes the great and powerful Christians! Once again trying to shove their 'all powerful' and 'holy' religious beliefs down other people's throats.

I myself have been baptised in an Anglican church since a young age, but I choose not to practice my faith. The key word there is 'choose'. People deserve the right to choose what they watch, and not have it denounced as something that came out of the butthole of a fake evil deity. The show does not encourage homosexuality, it has never been said once that Grid and Simmons were gay with eachother. Besides, who would care if they were? Here's that word again, the right to 'choose'. Gays choose to be gay, not somebody else.

I do not normally mind Christians babbling on about how everything technological these days is sinful, but this website makes me sick. Besides, if technology is sinful, isn't every one of you so called 'chosen of God' committing a sin? Without modern science and technology, human life on earth would be a LOT different. We would all be living in caves, wearing tattered old clothes, strugglig to keep ourselves warm. Without science, where would all the sick go? Not a hospital surely, no, they would go to a church to be told god loves them before being left to die.

You Christians are despicable, why can't you just leave society alone and practise your faith without having to make sure everyone else is converted?

I like to think of religion as a dick. It's good that you have one, but you shouldn't fling it around in public and certainly not try and shove it down another person's throat!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Red vs. Blue: Satan's attempt to Control our Children!

Wow. Just, wow. Here comes the great and powerful Christians! Once again trying to shove their 'all powerful' and 'holy' religious beliefs down other people's throats.

You're quite mistaken, friend. No one is doing any... "shoving" here. We're politely answering questions that come to us amid our general praise and worship.

I myself have been baptised in an Anglican church since a young age, but I choose not to practice my faith....

Well that's nice, dear, but we care too much about you to not share with you the dangerous path you're on.

You Christians are despicable,

I find that rather rude. You don't know me. You've never met me. I'm sure if you and I were to meet face to face we'd enjoy a rather pleasant conversation. I can say without hesitation that each and every True Christian™ is without a doubt, pleasant as well.

why can't you just leave society alone and practise your faith without having to make sure everyone else is converted?

We have a very important mission to share the Good News. Some people call it the "Great Commission." It is one of the most important commands the LORD has made, and we love the LORD ever so much that we wouldn't dream of not being obedient to His every desire.

Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost
Matthew 28:19

I like to think of religion as a dick. It's good that you have one, but you shouldn't fling it around in public and certainly not try and shove it down another person's throat!

Well thank you for that crude, tired old saying, but please remember back to a time when you didn't hate Jesus, when you knew deep in your heart He was real. We can help you find Him again.