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Originally Posted by Adam Fag
I know! I know! They're yetis!
Psalms 83:3 They have taken crafty counsel against thy people, and consulted against thy hidden ones.
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That doesn't make any sense. While we might like to think of them all in Heaven worshiping Jesus and singing His Praises (with the exception of Judas, of course, whose bowels are probably still being stuffed inside him just so he can relive the experience of them exploding out of his body every day in Hell - like Prometheus, but less pagan like and more Satanic obviously), the fact is, that's a silly idea.
The gang's not all here
Brother Bob4God is absolutely right. Some of these guys must be hanging around, and probably in Freehold, too. We know there is no "Assisted Living" facilities, no "Old Folks Homes" here. Those too lazy or too stubborn to go meet their Maker aren't coddled here, that is for sure. So they're probably out somewhere. I notice neither Cranky nor Hatchet have stepped forward to admit being BFF's with Jesus (in the flesh, as opposed to Spiritual BFFs like me and Jesus), so either they have some super secret mission to conduct, or they forgot, or some other old man in church is using Grecian Formula to hide his identity. I can't imagine any one of Jesus' former BFFs would be a meterosexual, but stranger things have happened.