Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mrs. Naomi Portway -
03-11-2013, 11:25 AM
Naomi, I'm so sorry I missed your birthday! Don't worry though, I've bought you a state-of-the-art Web cam, which should be arriving in your mail box soon. You'll probably want Captain Portway to set it up for you.
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