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Maroon is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: burn the Devil's Bible! - 03-07-2013, 03:34 AM

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking View Post
The Devil's Bible was written by Satan through a monk in Czechoslovakia, who sold his soul to him. It was taken to Godless Sweden during a war, and has been there ever since. God Himself tried to burn it in 1697, but the Godless Swiss saved it by throwing it out of the window.

Are you implying that God isn't almighty or has failed to do something?
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