Originally Posted by Paragon of virtue
I'm not so interested in donating as I am in signing up for the program. It is true that I'm only 39 and quite poor, but I do have a hard time keeping my body temperature up. I'm sure the wife won't mind since it's all scientifically proven. I would like a Japanese damsel between the ages of 16-21. If she can wear one of those sailor suits like they do in the private schools over there or dress up like a cat or something it would be a plus. If there is a waiting list, I don't mind.
This thread is hilarious. Praise Jesus