Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mrs. Naomi Portway
Originally Posted by Capt. Aaron Portway
Oh crap, that's right, that's today.
I suppose she'll be expecting some sort of gift. Does anybody have any ideas? What do women like these days. Groceries? Fancy lightbulbs? A new shovel? I'm at a loss.
Happy birthday Naomi, I'll see you when I get back into town a week from Wednesday.
My wife literally wept with joy when I got her one of those new electric vacuum machines for our wedding anniversary, and it gives her some free time at the end of the day to get rested up for her "wifely duties" during the evening!
"And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee."