Originally Posted by Capt. Aaron Portway
Oh crap, that's right, that's today.
I suppose she'll be expecting some sort of gift. Does anybody have any ideas? What do women like these days. Groceries? Fancy lightbulbs? A new shovel? I'm at a loss.
This is what I bought my wife for her birthday and he is very happy with it.
It saved her having to get down on her knees to clean the house with a dustpan and brush.
She did hint at a vacuum cleaner but I can't bare the noise.
Ecclesiastes 3:8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.