One of the greatest frauds ever perpetrated by our shameful Big Government is this travesty of justice:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.
Thanks to this liberal nonsense, people everywhere got the idea that the Bible says all men are valued the same in GOD's eyes. And get this, they even think the Bible says that negroes are equal to whites! How absurd!
This ridiculous text needs to be sponged from the Declaration of Independence immediately and replaced with this:
Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.