[Kakaboy]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

Mr. Cacala, I need only one source - the most reliable, in fact an inerrant one; you should already know which one I mean as a True Christian™.

Yours in Christ, D.U.H.

Could you please specify more, perhaps a reference on this site to this Cacala? There is too many names in the world to memorize.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

Could you please specify more, perhaps a reference on this site to this Cacala? There is too many names in the world to memorize.

What? How dare you call the Holy Bible with this awkward finish name! You hurt my feelings!

YiC, DUH

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

2. For the second reply: I wasn't stating the numbers of Eskimos. I was stating the number of Finns which through years were quite low, which makes an annihilation of one native folk quite amazing achievement.

You might find the bloodlust of those troll-demons to be "an amazing achievement"; to us civilised folk, it's just sickening.

What? How dare you call the Holy Bible with this awkward finish name! You hurt my feelings!

YiC, DUH

Hurting your human feelings is irrelevant compared to the fact that he hurt the Baby Jesus' feelings with that spiteful curse. Apologise to Jesus at once, you damned Dane-dog!

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

What? How dare you call the Holy Bible with this awkward finish name! You hurt my feelings!

Hurting your human feelings is irrelevant compared to the fact that he hurt the Baby Jesus' feelings with that spiteful curse...

Verily, verily, it was my transgression as well, brother. I shouldn’t have taken it so personally, but… this atrocious assault against the Holy Bible was totally uncalled for. I didn’t see it coming, hence it shook me out of balance. I’m already praying for forgiveness.

You know, the Holy Bible is my best friend, adviser, comforter and guardian. For instance, whenever I woke up during the night being haunted by lewd thoughts (it still happens) and feel an urge to… desecrate my body I rather take a hold of my best friend; that always helps.

YiC, DUH

[Aluc Andersson]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

I happened to stumble on this thread while reading and searching Christian related forums, and this topic caught my attention, since I am native Finn. I understand that this topic is quite old now and probably buried, but if you don't mind I'd like to correct some small misinformation I noticed.

First of all, I have some access to some national secrets since good friend of mine works in SUPO (Finnish national Police of sorts. The unit keeps our politicians safe and stuff like that.) You must understand that I can't provide too many sources, but I managed to snatch some info about this Eskimo holocaust.

Indeed Finland played a big part in this, but it was partly eskimo's fault too. During the time when pre-Finnish settlers arrived to land (though they served under Sweden that time, even if most Finns wont talk much about those dark, dark times.. ) the settlers encountered the Eskimos. Small in numbers, the settlers decided that it was wise to keep some distance from Eskimos. Time passed and Finn quickly mapped the whole land in silence, without much resistance fro Eskimos. Until one day Eskimos suddenly, and without any warning attacked some villages. Later the reason was uncovered. Eskimos, mainly the tribe known as "Rauma" were furious to Finns since they had built village above they're sacred KarhuIII grave hill. Finn, inn fear that eskimos attacked again and unsure about they're reasons (they spoke different languages afterall) launched a full scale attack and killed almost all Eskimos. (exept for those that are still working on our mines) Later when Christianity purified Finland, the Finn were so ashamed that they hid the evidence about all that, and most even forgot it ever happened. Now those files rest in same box as Finland's secret space files and "Näsineula project"

I honestly hope that I was able to clarify some questions, and I hope you trust my goodwill in letting you know some truths about this. Also I apologize for my somewhat jumpy story.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Please Pray for Eskimos, Victims of the Finnish Holocaust

Hello Aluc!

That was an exciting story; thank you for sharing it.

Now, how about starting a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum...tell us where you go to church, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to know Jesus Christ. We want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth