[Brother Lazarus]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Darwin, Dawkins and Douglas Adams. Do they not know that literature is for God, not sinners?

Douglas Adams hitchhiked himself straight to Hell. Hell is for eternity. Hell is not a long dark teatime.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Meek and Humble]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

JK Rowling - for turning an entire generation into Devil-worshipers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Eve -- For ruining everything for Mankind because she didn't listen to God.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Franklin D. Roosevelt: adulterer, archcommunist, Pearl Harbor mastermind -- what's not to punch?

Jack Ruby: there's no place for murderers in God's kingdom.

Sasha Obama: her smug expression is just insufferable. I'd polish off the old brass knucks for this one.

[confedchick]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

OH SO MANY PEOPLE!
Abe Lincoln for abolishing slavery

Elizabeth Cady Stanton for leading the women's liberation movement at the Seneca Falls convention in 1848 AND assisting in the abolishment of slavery.

Lucretia Mott - for the assistance in the first wave of women's rights

They made things so much harder for generations of men and women to come! Why couldn't they just leave well enough alone!

[HTannor]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Trial lawyers - because they're mostly slick joos.

Public defenders - because they represent people I can tell are guilty just by looking at then.

Bill collectors - for calling me at all hours of the day.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Anne Frank, for make Germany look bad..

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Thomas Paine for his anti-authority and anti-Christ writings.

Thomas Jefferson for being the first communist

Bertrand Russell for obvious reasons.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

FDR, for being a commie gimp

Jimmy Carter for all the people he killed as president.

Doris Day, for making pornography socially acceptable.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

L Ron Hubbard
-For making us endure even more screwd up Hollowood actors.

Dalai Lama
-Everyone would like to punch the main Hare Krishna.

Adolf Hitler
-For letting Albert Einstein to escape.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Elizabeth Montgomery

For awakening dirty, immoral feelings in me as an innocent child.

And for be a witch, she pretended she was acting but she did'nt fool me. Punch her first, then light the fire.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Mark Twain - for writing gay interracial erotica.

Mel Gibson - for glossing over the sufferings of Jesus Christ.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

Mel Gibson - for glossing over the sufferings of Jesus Christ.

I couldn't agree more. The time period covered in the film is about 12 hours, yet the movie is only 2 hours! I want to see every gruelling, painful second of Christ's sacrifice!

Gibson didn't even have the courage to show Jesus' three days in hell either!

[Alvin]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

I'd have to go with Alma Mahler Gropius Werfel.

As Tom Lehrer put it in the introduction to his Song "Alma":

"A few years ago I came across the raciest, spiciest, juciest obituary it has ever been my pleasure to read. It was that of Alma Mahler Gropius Werfel - a young lady from Vienna who managed in her lifetime to have as lovers basically all of the leading intellectuals of the day (most of which were listed in the obituary, which made it so interesting) and going so far as to marry three of them."

Now, brethren and sistren, obviously she was a harlot for being carnal with so many men - but the real offense to GOD is that part of her attraction was said to be inspiring the men through her intelligence and skills as a conversationalist! This is evil on so many levels!

1 Timothy 2:11-14
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

No wonder the men who were tempted and abused by this intellectual succubus then developed unnatural ideas like Bauhaus...

I'm all for keeping evolution out of schools, but when are we going to address the real problem and keep women out of school?! After all, it wasn't Darwin but Eve who couldn't keep her feeble mind under control and had to taste from the Tree of Knowledge...

YiC,

Alvin

[James Dewitt]

Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it

The entire Democratic party in Washington, every Congress man and woman, every senator, for considering to raise my taxes to 48%!