SALT LAKE CITY -- A Las Vegas man injured while performing submersion baptisms in the name of the dead has sued The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints for medical expenses.
Herein lies their problem. All of Pastor Zekes baptisms are in the name of the living God.
God helped Pastor Zeke dunk those whom he was baptising.
Hosea 1:10 (King James Version)
10 Ye are the sons of the living God.
That LDS dude was dunking fat folk with a dead god weighting them down.