Today in HIS-story!
Brothers and Sisters,
Since it seems that I am on a history kick lately, I just want to take a few moments to remind you of yet another glimmer from America's spotless past.
March 8th, 1782
This was that will be forever remembered as the Gnadenhutten Victory, so-named because it occured in an area of America that illegal immigrants had pre-stolen. On this day so long ago, in Pennsylvania, nearly 100 redskins were sent home to Jesus, to be judged and sent on their way to Hell, where they would meet their master, Satan. Godly White Christians had finally had enough of the fruit-stealing and wife-raping and decided to do something about it, and fought back against the heartless and cruel red invaders.
Now some liberals will cry crocodile tears about how the "merciless whities" slaughtered the "helpless noble Indian", but they will do anything to attack America. Americans were under attack from these savages, and they expect our Forefathers to have stood idly by while the injuns crapped behind the nearest tree?! What a waste of the greatest land put on earth for His People! Pay no attention to these attention-whores--the liberal elites will always find something to blather about, so if we ignore them, they might go away.